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October 9th, 2009: Have an awesome weekend, everyone! Do it for me, okay?


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One year ago today: lots of folks emailed me saying "what about widows and widowers? there's a relationship that didn't end in a breakup" and so, um, the deal is, i forgot about them? which makes me a horrible person? and i'm not really comfortable making jokes about it?

– Ryan

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