T-Rex: Maybe there IS actually a personal benefit to being mortal and dying one day.
T-Rex: I know, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, but stay with me!
T-Rex: We mortal people get an end to pain that immortal dudes never get. Unlike immortal dudes, there's a finite number of times I'm going to stub my toe so hard that it breaks. One time I'll stub my toe and it'll break and I'll be able to say, "There, that's done with. I'm never stubbing my toe THAT friggin' hard again. I can finally put this TOTALLY RIDICULOUS aspect of being alive behind me." - even if I could never know it at the time!
Utahraptor: One time when you say it, you'll have to be right!
T-Rex: Exactly!
T-Rex: So now when something bad happens, I'll assume I'll die soon, so it's the last time it'll ever happen to me. I'll be able to sigh and just let it go.
Utahraptor: "That's the last time I'm puking into my crotch"?
T-Rex: Exactly! I'm not stubbing THESE toes any more!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: FRIG I STUBBED MY TOES AGAIN!
T-Rex: WHAT
T-Rex: IS
T-Rex: THE
T-Rex: DEAL
T-Rex: WITH
T-Rex: STUBBED TOES THAT HURT REALLY BAD
