What are the haps my friends

September 8th, 2010: So, I kinda feel bad for the French Alliance, seeing as we TOOK THEM DOWNTOWN SO HANDILY yesterday. We've now got 100 more people than their precious "Alliance", and almost twice the number of members the ENTIRE NATION of France has. Good work, everyone! We're now the 8th biggest team on the planet.

And here's where we rewrite history, Big Brother style. There was never a war with France. Instead, Slashdot has always been our enemy. We're only a hundred and five members away from overtaking them. From taking them down. From SLASHDOTTING THEM even though that's not really what slashdotting means anyway POINT IS: if you haven't signed up yet, you should! Join our distributed computing team, help cure cancer, and help show some uppity tech news website what REAL websites are made of.

Finally: hooray for all the new members! In terms of computing we're doing, our numbers have more than doubled in the past week. We're doing over a year's worth of productive computing every day. Amazing!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: sometimes a bunch of us get together and call ourselves "the smiletime gang" and this summer we all awarded each other medals that say "#1 Friend"! SORRY EVERYONE, MEMBERSHIP TO OUR AWESOME GANG IS BY INVITATION ONLY

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out