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September 8th, 2011: When I write comics like this I always expect to get emails from ACTUAL religiologists saying "HELLO RYAN we figured this out in like 1274, TRY TO KEEP UP".

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: a very common duress phrase is "i'd rather be fishing": if you see it written on anyone's bumper it means they're driving somewhere against their will and also, THEY'D RATHER BE FISHING

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out