September 8th, 2011: When I write comics like this I always expect to get emails from ACTUAL religiologists saying "HELLO RYAN we figured this out in like 1274, TRY TO KEEP UP".

One year ago today: a very common duress phrase is "i'd rather be fishing": if you see it written on anyone's bumper it means they're driving somewhere against their will and also, THEY'D RATHER BE FISHING

– Ryan