T-Rex: God you answer people's prayers, right? Folks are always saying how you answer prayers.
God: SURE
God: I GUESS
T-Rex: But that's terrible!!
T-Rex: Because if you do what someone's praying for, then either FALLIBLE, GREEDY MORTALS are influencing your Divine Plan, or you're already doing what you were going to do anyway and any answered prayer is mere coincidence! RIDDLE ME THAT!
God: YOU DIDN'T ASK ME A RIDDLE
T-Rex: FINE. What has four legs in the morning, etc, it's humanity.
God: MAN THAT'S A GOOD ONE
T-Rex: I know, right? I learnt it from a half cat/half dude dude!
T-Rex: The POINT IS, it seems like prayer is either a pretty serious problem with divinity or a complete waste of time. How do you respond to these charges?!
Utahraptor: Me?
T-Rex: No, GOD. CLEARLY I WAS TALKING TO GOD.
Utahraptor: Oh hah hah because for a second there you looked like a crazy person is all
God: T-REX IF I ONLY DID THE MOST POPULAR PRAYERS WOULD YOU BE HAPPY
T-Rex: If that were true, then the FUTURE ITSELF becomes a friggin' popularity contest!!
T-Rex: Although that would mean we'd all get immortal talking puppies; listen, I need to get back to you on this one
