September 13th, 2011: My friend Pat (inventor of the chocochop) is doing stand up comedy! He has given me permission to share this PRIVATE VIDEO, which means that you are all now members of an exclusive club. Pat's doing a stand up comedy show in NYC this Saturday, September 17th at 6:30 pm! It's at the Broadway Comedy Club, 318 West 53rd street, NEW YORK CITY. If you go, you should tell the guy at the door that Dinosaur Comics sent you! AND, since I love each and every one of you, the first three people to confirm their attendance with Pat get their name on secret list and get in to the comedy club without paying cover!

NICE.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

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– Ryan