September 13th, 2011: My friend Pat (inventor of the chocochop) is doing stand up comedy! He has given me permission to share this PRIVATE VIDEO, which means that you are all now members of an exclusive club. Pat's doing a stand up comedy show in NYC this Saturday, September 17th at 6:30 pm! It's at the Broadway Comedy Club, 318 West 53rd street, NEW YORK CITY. If you go, you should tell the guy at the door that Dinosaur Comics sent you! AND, since I love each and every one of you, the first three people to confirm their attendance with Pat get their name on secret list and get in to the comedy club without paying cover!

NICE.

I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: luisa q is actually named "luisa ku", t-rex is the worst at transposing foreign names delivered orally, NOW YOU KNOW

– Ryan