September 13th, 2011: My friend Pat (inventor of the chocochop) is doing stand up comedy! He has given me permission to share this PRIVATE VIDEO, which means that you are all now members of an exclusive club. Pat's doing a stand up comedy show in NYC this Saturday, September 17th at 6:30 pm! It's at the Broadway Comedy Club, 318 West 53rd street, NEW YORK CITY. If you go, you should tell the guy at the door that Dinosaur Comics sent you! AND, since I love each and every one of you, the first three people to confirm their attendance with Pat get their name on secret list and get in to the comedy club without paying cover!

NICE.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 6th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 11th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 16th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option.
December 19th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: luisa q is actually named "luisa ku", t-rex is the worst at transposing foreign names delivered orally, NOW YOU KNOW

– Ryan