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July 31st, 2012: Daaaang if you had something you wanted to do in July now is the time! There's mere HOURS remaining in July, everyone! Wait a second, July is like - summer central! WHY HAVEN'T WE PARTIED ON THE BEACH YET

WE NEED TO PARTY ON THE BEACH, STAT

One year ago today: if you are the same way as t-rex, good news! you'll forget all about hot water heaters again by the time you finish this sentence - hey, let's all imagine some interesting members of the attractive sex naked! what.. what do you suppose they look like?

– Ryan

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