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November 1st, 2012: The curse wore off after Hallowe'en ended and everyone ate some eggplant.

A poem!

I wanted a pumpkin but waited too long
When I got to the store all the good ones were gone
All that were left were duds with rotten holes in their side
But you could use that rotten hole as a mouth which saved on carving time, plus their insides were already pretty much cleaned out of pumpkin seeds too which was a benefit that cannot be denied

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: if my math is correct, it may not be enough to knock over buildings, but you can easily add zeros to the speed up factor to make it as extremely extreme as desired

– Ryan

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