Narrator: T-REX IS HELPING A FRIEND MOVE.
T-Rex: Ah, friends! Sometimes they're lots of fun!
T-Rex: SOMETIMES THEY'RE SUBOPTIMAL USES OF YOUR TIME.
T-Rex: I understand that many hands make light work. But what about the opportunity cost to me? I am an EDUCATED GENTLEMAN who could otherwise be out making the world a better place! But instead, what am I doing?
Dromiceiomimus: Making a friend's world a better place AND showing them that you care?
T-Rex: Lifting heavy boxes from a stupid room to a stupid truck, yes!!
Utahraptor: T-Rex, you need to be quiet now!
T-Rex: But I got opinions!
Utahraptor: Okay, let me put it pragmatically: the time you spent helping your friend is a sunk cost, but you've received a strengthened friendship for it, and if your friend hears you complaining that benefit will be undone.
T-Rex: Of course! Thanks, Utahraptor. And thank YOU, pragmatism!!
Off panel: Perfect. So! Can you help ME move next week?
T-Rex: WELL I HATE MOVING, BUT I'D PROBABLY ALSO HATE DYING ALONE WITHOUT A FRIEND IN THE WORLD
T-Rex: SO YEAH, MOVING SOUNDS REAL FUN, COUNT ME IN
T-Rex: YAAAAAAY
