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November 13th, 2012: Another new thing that you can buy for yourself OR A FRIEND is this bag!

NOT ONLY does it let you share your moon-based opinion with the world, it's got tons of pockets, some of which transform into bigger pockets, PLUS IT COMES WITH A RULER. And it has a special pocket just for rulers or really long knives or tiny swords whatever; I don't judge your lifestyle. Anyway it's a great bag and if you don't think the moon is okay then I'm afraid we're going to have a difference of opinion.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i used "thon" in an actual email yesterday and it felt - it felt RIGHT. whoever receives it will say to thonself: "wow. this dude's english just kicked my ass."

– Ryan

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