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November 13th, 2012: Another new thing that you can buy for yourself OR A FRIEND is this bag!

NOT ONLY does it let you share your moon-based opinion with the world, it's got tons of pockets, some of which transform into bigger pockets, PLUS IT COMES WITH A RULER. And it has a special pocket just for rulers or really long knives or tiny swords whatever; I don't judge your lifestyle. Anyway it's a great bag and if you don't think the moon is okay then I'm afraid we're going to have a difference of opinion.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: i used "thon" in an actual email yesterday and it felt - it felt RIGHT. whoever receives it will say to thonself: "wow. this dude's english just kicked my ass."

– Ryan

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