Sign: ASK PROFESSOR SCIENCE
T-Rex: Our first question comes from Mel, who, like all of us, is a talking collection of meat and guts! Hi, Mel!
T-Rex: "Quick, Professor!!" Mel begins. So far so good!
T-Rex: "If you really need to pee, but there's no washroom so you pee into your mouth instead, how much time does that buy you??" Mel asks, before adding a patently transparent "asking for a friend".
Dromiceiomimus: ...Wow. WOW.
T-Rex: I know, right? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
T-Rex: We can use some internal organs as emergency backups for other internal organs!
Utahraptor: You're joking, right?
T-Rex: It's brilliant, Utahraptor. Mouths as buffers for our backup bladders, or "stomachs", pressed into service during crises! Bodies are amazing. They're amazing!
Utahraptor: Yeah, to get away with it, all you need to be able to do is flawlessly urinate into your own mouth. Good luck with that!
Narrator: SEVERAL HOURS LATER:
T-Rex: Dear audio diary!
T-Rex: It has been a frustrating, moist day
