T-Rex: Angola Maldives was on another mission. A bad guy intends to blow up the sun!
T-Rex: However, his plan to do so was not credible, so Angola is on vacation!!
T-Rex: While on vacation, Angola meets the sexy, monokini-clad Hong Kong China, who DESPITE HER NAME, is not a character created by a super racist! It's just what her parents named her while they too looked at a map. (It was a map of China, and surrounding environs.)
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, have you considered taking a creative writing course?
T-Rex: I've considered teaching one, if that's what you mean!
Utahraptor: So does the sun blow up?
T-Rex: Come on! Of course not.
T-Rex: The technology to do that doesn't exist. It's a ridiculous plan, it shouldn't've been taken seriously, and the fact the mission even got as far as dispatching Angola is an embarrassment. Angola says as much on the first page, while speaking directly to the reader!
Utahraptor: Fascinating.
T-Rex: I know!
T-Rex: Later, HKC and Angola make out: she's kinky and Angola doesn't know how to deal with that, so he slut-shames her. She leaves and instead has lots of fun sex with a bunch of author stand-in characters!
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: Listen, never write when you're horny
