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What are the haps my friends


May 27th, 2013: Reminder that NOT ONLY will I sell you a stuffed T-Rex and stuffed Utahraptor, but that I will TOTALLY SAVE YOU MONEY if you buy them in a best-friends discount pack because HELLO, BEST FRIENDS

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: this does suggest an awesome story where scientists notice light speeding up and FLIP OUT and only at the end do they realize everything's shrinking and then they die because the story's over so why not

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out