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What are the haps my friends


May 27th, 2013: Reminder that NOT ONLY will I sell you a stuffed T-Rex and stuffed Utahraptor, but that I will TOTALLY SAVE YOU MONEY if you buy them in a best-friends discount pack because HELLO, BEST FRIENDS

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: this does suggest an awesome story where scientists notice light speeding up and FLIP OUT and only at the end do they realize everything's shrinking and then they die because the story's over so why not

– Ryan

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