my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
What are the haps my friends

May 27th, 2013: Reminder that NOT ONLY will I sell you a stuffed T-Rex and stuffed Utahraptor, but that I will TOTALLY SAVE YOU MONEY if you buy them in a best-friends discount pack because HELLO, BEST FRIENDS

One year ago today: this does suggest an awesome story where scientists notice light speeding up and FLIP OUT and only at the end do they realize everything's shrinking and then they die because the story's over so why not

– Ryan

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