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August 21st, 2013: Thanks to Jenn and Emily for talking up tattoo ideas with me! The best idea we came up with was a butt tattoo that says "What are you doing tonight?" because that way if you have a nice butt you can pick up people by just tugging down the back of your pants and you don't even have to say anything! EXCELLENT WORK, LADIES

One year ago today: plausible origins of common phrases for the very credulous

– Ryan

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