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August 28th, 2013: I originally was going to put T-Rex's recipe for the cereal-based Sexy Rex down here but it's, uh, pretty straightforward. So, enjoy! It serves one (1) person who you want to feel sad afterwards.


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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i call my tale, "that time when you stubbed your toe cost you much, much more than you realized"

– Ryan

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