August 28th, 2013: I originally was going to put T-Rex's recipe for the cereal-based Sexy Rex down here but it's, uh, pretty straightforward. So, enjoy! It serves one (1) person who you want to feel sad afterwards. – Ryan
December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET
You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!