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March 26th, 2014: EXCITING THINGS HAPPENING TODAY:


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i am a sentient mouth on legs, and if that is chocolate you've got, know that i want to shove it in me

– Ryan

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