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July 15th, 2015: Thanks to my dad for suggesting I look into botulism, after passing me a jar of homemade pickled beans!


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One year ago today: guess the national animal of the country: lions and eagles show up a lot, but zero dinosaurs? what, did the people choosing national animals somehow AVOID being age two through eight somehow??

– Ryan

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