NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
What are the haps my friends

August 5th, 2015: This weekend I helped my parents launch a boat, and then they forgot to attach a rope to the boat, so I had to jump into the water fully clothed to swim out to the boat and stop it from crashing into ANOTHER boat!! Then I didn't even get to ride in the boat. TRUE STORY.


I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: yes obviously this is leading up to a "world's finest detectives" batman team-up story, why do you ask??

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out