August 5th, 2015: This weekend I helped my parents launch a boat, and then they forgot to attach a rope to the boat, so I had to jump into the water fully clothed to swim out to the boat and stop it from crashing into ANOTHER boat!! Then I didn't even get to ride in the boat. TRUE STORY.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: yes obviously this is leading up to a "world's finest detectives" batman team-up story, why do you ask??

– Ryan