my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
What are the haps my friends

August 5th, 2015: This weekend I helped my parents launch a boat, and then they forgot to attach a rope to the boat, so I had to jump into the water fully clothed to swim out to the boat and stop it from crashing into ANOTHER boat!! Then I didn't even get to ride in the boat. TRUE STORY.

One year ago today: yes obviously this is leading up to a "world's finest detectives" batman team-up story, why do you ask??

– Ryan

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