T-Rex: Let's say all vegetables are suddenly super nutritious, so it doesn't matter which one you eat.
T-Rex: The catch is you can only eat one vegetable for the rest of your life!
T-Rex: What are you gonna eat: carrots? You will be so sick of them. Avocado? Pfft, nice try, but guacamole does get old after a while. Give it some thought and you'll realize the obvious choice here: the potato.
Dromiceiomimus: Tired of eating 'em boiled? Bake em!
T-Rex: Tired of baked? Fry them!
Utahraptor: Tired of fries? ENJOY DELICIOUS CHIPS.
T-Rex: Plus, chips can be made to taste like OTHER foods!!
Utahraptor: And if I'm SOMEHOW tired of potato soup, salad, au gratin, hashed, chipped, stuffed, roasted, baked, mashed, fried, gnocchi AND latkes?
T-Rex: Then enjoy them green, as YOU HAVE GIVEN UP ON LIFE AND ARE NOW ATTEMPTING SUICIDE BY SOLANINE, WHICH CAN BE DANGEROUSLY HIGH IN RAW GREEN POTATOES.
Narrator: TOP THREE POTATO SLOGANS:
T-Rex: Potatoes: The tasty treat that grows beneath your feet!
T-Rex: Potatoes: No matter how you slice 'em, we're delicious!
T-Rex: Potatoes: ONLY THROUGH FIRE MAY OUR BODIES BE PURIFIED
