NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
What are the haps my friends

September 9th, 2015: Also how is it there's a dragon emoji but no dinosaur emoji? It's like The Unicode Consortium doesn't even CARE about my personal branding!!


I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: you wake up in a story feeling fictionalized! it's not bad, really.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out