What are the haps my friends

September 9th, 2015: Also how is it there's a dragon emoji but no dinosaur emoji? It's like The Unicode Consortium doesn't even CARE about my personal branding!!

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: you wake up in a story feeling fictionalized! it's not bad, really.

– Ryan

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