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What are the haps my friends


September 11th, 2015: Are there any super villains who want to kill ALL life, not just the parts that look like them? I know Batman's frienemy Ra's al Ghul wants to destroy HUMANS but leave like, all the dogs and cats still running around. If he sold his plan not as "EVERYBODY DIES" but as "WELCOME... TO PLANET PUPPY" he honestly might get more support for it??

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

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One year ago today: alexander graham bell spoke into his phone for the zillionth time, but this time it finally worked. we're lucky the first words on the phone weren't "okay try it now. can you hear me? can you hear me? aw damn it watson"

– Ryan

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