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November 2nd, 2015: The last time I complained about food was in 2012, and within SIX MONTHS Soylent started up. Internet, I have but one request: PLEASE CONTINUE TO MAKE MY FEVERED FOOD DREAMS A FEVERED FOOD REALITY.


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One year ago today: going to space with the bloodskulls saves the earth from being gradually flooded in blood over several millenia. phew!!

– Ryan

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