T-Rex: We, as a people, write stories EVERY DAY where crazy, impossible things happen. We don't let reality constrain us ONE FRIGGIN' BIT. And that's great! But then when it comes to CHIP FLAVOURS suddenly we're all,
T-Rex: "Waah, I'm a big baby who can't handle things that don't literally already exist!"
T-Rex: We should be inventing NEW flavours! I can get "salt and vinegar" here in reality, which I REMIND YOU is already lousy with both salt AND vinegar. I CAN MAKE THAT FLAVOUR MYSELF. Give me BLACK HOLE flavoured chips.
Dromiceiomimus: Sadness flavoured chips!
T-Rex: Space alien flavoured chips!!
Utahraptor: What does a black hole taste like?
T-Rex: Dunno, I guess I'd better buy these chips to find out!
T-Rex: That is what literally everyone who sees them will say, OUT LOUD. We've built a civilization that can alter the basic building blocks of FLAVOUR HERSELF, and like CHUMPS we're using it to reproduce things we can already eat. Frig, no wonder extrasolar civilizations haven't contacted us yet!
Off panel: You're arguing to get alien races to contact us, we should produce POTATO CHIPS that taste like what we imagine EATING THEIR BODIES IS LIKE.
T-Rex: Utahraptor, bad news! I know you're trying to make my idea sound stupid but it still sounds awesome and has literally zero downsides!!
