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November 4th, 2015: Listen, you look up "cancer-fighting foods" online and you will find thousands of sites telling you to eat thousands of things and most of it is hot baloney. I managed to find this abstract showing some correlation between eating few fruits AND vegetables and colorectal cancers, so I dunno, maybe don't cut them COMPLETELY down to zero in your diet??


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One year ago today: Okay, honestly, it's something to do with "raven" being spelled backwards as "nevar" and oh I don't know

– Ryan

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