November 11th, 2015: Here's a link to this problem being discussed, if you want to be prepared for this VERY LIKELY eventuality!!

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One year ago today: my name is an anagram for "horny rant" and imagine how great it'd be if it was an anagram for "horny ghost"? things would be different, i'll tell you what

– Ryan