What are the haps my friends

April 11th, 2016: I am 25% of the way through Moby Dick and they JUST got on the boat, but there have been some pretty good jokes so far which I was not expecting, so good job Herman!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: ryan north coming boldly out AGAINST sexism. other things i am against: racism. if you are a racist and sexist fan of mine then dang, i imagine this must be PRETTY DISAPPOINTING??

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out