What are the haps my friends

April 11th, 2016: I am 25% of the way through Moby Dick and they JUST got on the boat, but there have been some pretty good jokes so far which I was not expecting, so good job Herman!

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One year ago today: ryan north coming boldly out AGAINST sexism. other things i am against: racism. if you are a racist and sexist fan of mine then dang, i imagine this must be PRETTY DISAPPOINTING??

– Ryan

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