What are the haps my friends

April 13th, 2016: I can just see a campaign poster of President Dog with "DON'T WORRY" at the top and "HE'S FRIENDLY" at the bottom. WE COULD LIVE IN THIS WORLD, IF ONLY WE HAD THE POLITICAL WILL!!

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: friends, we have fun, but really "going viral" isn't any fun at all. that's why me and my puppet crew are here today to rap with you about washing your hands

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out