NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
What are the haps my friends

April 15th, 2016: "The Catcher In The Rye Who Hires A Prostitute And Gets Sad" would've worked on me too. LITERALLY ANYTHING IS AN IMPROVEMENT.


I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: there are only a few phrases that can make me feel like i chose the wrong career, but "gamma gardener" is definitely one of them

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out