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April 15th, 2016: "The Catcher In The Rye Who Hires A Prostitute And Gets Sad" would've worked on me too. LITERALLY ANYTHING IS AN IMPROVEMENT.

One year ago today: there are only a few phrases that can make me feel like i chose the wrong career, but "gamma gardener" is definitely one of them

– Ryan

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