T-Rex: Hey everyone! I read "The Catcher In The Rye"! And I have some GREAT NEWS:

T-Rex: It's not about baseball played in a field!

Dromiceiomimus: I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT A BORING GAME OF BASEBALL PLAYED IN A TEDIOUS FIELD OF RYE.
T-Rex: Right?! Probably because of its HORRIBLE TITLE which suggests baseball - History's Most Boring Game - combined with rye, EASILY in the top 10 snorefest grains. The title makes sense when you read it, but who's gonna read it with that title?? Not me, initially!

Narrator: BETTER TITLES FOR BOOKS
Utahraptor: The Catcher in the Rye?
T-Rex: "WOW! A Likeable Sullen Teen!"

Utahraptor: Okay, what about... Oedipus Rex?
T-Rex: "The Too Too Horny King"
Utahraptor: The Lord Of The Rings?
T-Rex: "DRAGONFIGHTS! Vols 1-3"
Utahraptor: The Lord Of The Flies?
T-Rex: "CBS'S SURVIVOR Book Edition, With ALL NEW Scenes TOO HOT FOR TV!"

Off panel: The Old Man and the Sea?
T-Rex: "GIANT SEA MONSTER WITH A SPEAR MOUNTED ON ITS FACE vs AN OLD MAN - The Legendary To-The-Death Cage Match On The High Seas, Novelized Here For The First Time!!"
T-Rex: Holy crap, literature is AWESOME