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June 6th, 2016: Hey, have you preordered my new book, Romeo and/or Juliet? IT COMES OUT TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhh


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: the star files, OR, the x wars

– Ryan

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