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November 30th, 2016: CURSED SHIRT UPDATE: I wore it and things were fine? BUT: I went out for dinner with friends at the end of the day, full of confidence, and their chocolate lava cake dessert was rancid. A search of folklore databases doesn't bring up any results for "relics that just mess up the desserts of others" so we are in uncharted territory here. Further experiments are necessary.

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My new book Romeo and/or Juliet is out now!! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. Check it out!!

One year ago today: excuse me, but why do we give mad professors resources for playing god when that funding could go towards lowering MY taxes

– Ryan

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