NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
What are the haps my friends

December 2nd, 2016: T-Rex first considered this idea in 2009 but in a much less dirty-old-man-centric context. HAS AGE TRULY SEASONED US ALL??


My new book Romeo and/or Juliet is out now!! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. Check it out!!

One year ago today: seriously: if you've never eaten spaghetti topless, try it! it saves SO MUCH LAUNDRY.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out