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What are the haps my friends


December 2nd, 2016: T-Rex first considered this idea in 2009 but in a much less dirty-old-man-centric context. HAS AGE TRULY SEASONED US ALL??


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: seriously: if you've never eaten spaghetti topless, try it! it saves SO MUCH LAUNDRY.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out