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What are the haps my friends


December 2nd, 2016: T-Rex first considered this idea in 2009 but in a much less dirty-old-man-centric context. HAS AGE TRULY SEASONED US ALL??

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: seriously: if you've never eaten spaghetti topless, try it! it saves SO MUCH LAUNDRY.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out