November 30th, 2016: CURSED SHIRT UPDATE: I wore it and things were fine? BUT: I went out for dinner with friends at the end of the day, full of confidence, and their chocolate lava cake dessert was rancid. A search of folklore databases doesn't bring up any results for "relics that just mess up the desserts of others" so we are in uncharted territory here. Further experiments are necessary. One year ago today: excuse me, but why do we give mad professors resources for playing god when that funding could go towards lowering MY taxes – Ryan