T-Rex: There are a lot of creepy old men out there in the world! But they were once young men too. Perhaps even as young as... MYSELF??
T-Rex: WHO THEREFORE CARRIES WITHIN HIMSELF THE POTENTIAL TO BE A CREEPY OLD GUY TOO??
T-Rex: So if we agree that each man - all of us - has within ourselves the potential to be a dirty old guy who hangs out by the pool and hits on 18-year-olds, how do we stop that? Dromiceiomimus: Through a lifetime of reasonable decision making and emotional maturity? T-Rex: NOPE. Through DONATING SPERM. T-Rex: Through DONATING SPERM as SOON as FRIGGIN' POSSIBLE.
Utahraptor: Gonna have to walk me through this one, T-Rex. T-Rex: It's a line in the sand, my dude!
T-Rex: I donate sperm at 20, then by 38, ANY 18-year-old has a non-zero chance of being my OFFSPRING. It's a line in the sand I can never cross! And as sperm stays good indefinitely, it means that line ages with me: I can never date younger than my current age minus the age I first donated sperm!
T-Rex: CONCERNS ABOUT AGING WITH RESPECTABILITY: SATISFIED??