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April 12th, 2017: okay maybe this one was based on a true story, and it's possible I only post pictures of my dog when he's looking cute and hide all these other "incidents"??


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: In a sense, we are ALL Jacob Horner

– Ryan

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