T-Rex: Ah, dogs. Developed through years of evolution to be our perfect companions! They're our cute, friendly, smart, and eager to please furry friends...
T-Rex: ...WHO ALSO LIKE TO ROLL IN POO SOMETIMES??
T-Rex: AND ALSO EAT THE POO
T-Rex: GOOD LORD
T-Rex: KICKSTARTER FOR A DOG THAT WON'T DIVE INTO POO LIKE SCROOGE MCDUCK DIVES IN A POOL FULL OF MONEY
Utahraptor: INDIEGOGO FOR A DOG THAT WHEN IT SEES A TURD ON THE GROUND THINKS "OH GROSS A TURD" AND NOT "AT LAST, AT LONG LAST, MY TURD-HAPPY IMPULSES CAN TRULY FLOURISH, AND I CAN BLOSSOM INTO THE POOP-MUNCHING BEAST I TRULY AM"
T-Rex: PATREON FOR GENETIC SCIENTISTS TO EVOLVE DOGS INTO "DOGS 2: YOU KNOW HOW DOGS SEEM GREAT UNTIL YOU'RE WATCHING THEM WEAR POOPS WHILE ALSO SWALLOWING WHAT'S LEFT OF THE POOPS? YEAH, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS TOOK SO LONG BUT IT'S FIXED NOW"
