What are the haps my friends

June 9th, 2017: Will I see ANOTHER camel this weekend? The answer is almost certainly no!!

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One year ago today: self-driving cars will complete the word "driving"'s evolution from "human whipping a horse" to "human turning a wheel" to "human telling a computer to just get me there already; I DON'T CARE"

– Ryan

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