NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
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June 7th, 2017: This weekend I saw a camel for the first time in decades, I think! I wasn't even expecting to see a camel. I just glanced over out the window of the car and there was a camel there. I guess it really goes to show you how the old saying is true: "sometimes you might see a camel!!!"

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I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: you won't believe these phrases that sound way more interesting than they actually are!! the only entry on this list will blow your mind!!

– Ryan

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