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June 7th, 2017: This weekend I saw a camel for the first time in decades, I think! I wasn't even expecting to see a camel. I just glanced over out the window of the car and there was a camel there. I guess it really goes to show you how the old saying is true: "sometimes you might see a camel!!!"


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– Ryan

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