Narrator: FOUR YEARS AGO:
T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for being remembered! My lovely visage, callipygian frame, startlingly awesome calves and charming smile will yet go down in history! And how will I be immortalized?
T-Rex: I will be immortalized by kicking an evil kangaroo one thousand times. Right in the bum!
T-Rex: And YEAH, kicking a kangaroo in the bum has PROBABLY been done before, but never one thousand times! That's the secret to immortality: pick a direction and go SO FAR OUT in it that anyone who points to you will have to say, "Here, this is as far as anyone needs to go." Then, hey presto, you're immortalized! You're the dude who kicked an evil kangaroo as often as evil kangaroos could ever need be kicked - probably more often, actually.
Utahraptor: So you're going for recordbook immortality?
T-Rex: Crazy utahraptor!!
T-Rex: I'm going for STUNT immortality. I'll just keep kicking that kangaroo until even if somebody wanted to catch up, they'd look at my record and say "Well, THAT'S totally not worth doing".
Utahraptor: I guess, if that's how you want to spend your life.
T-Rex: IT APPARENTLY IS
Narrator: FOUR YEARS LATER:
T-Rex: Aw shoot, I was supposed to be kicking kangaroos all this time!
God: LOOKS LIKE PEOPLE WILL JUST REMEMBER YOU FOR TALKING A BIG GAME MY FRIEND
T-Rex: I will take what I can get!!
