〚T-Rex's daydream〛
T-Rex: Wow, people really enjoyed my book of Sex Scenes for People with Problems! Everybody likes me and I am richer now. And they'll like me even more when they read my new book...
〚T-Rex's daydream〛
T-Rex: ...of CORPORATE SPONSORED erotica!
〚T-Rex's daydream〛
T-Rex: It's sexy AND delivers brand messages to targeted consumers. For example, pretend I'm McDonalds and I want people to like me. The result might read "As Antonio Tony II undressed Amelia IV, she shuddered with pleasure. It reminded her of McDonalds. They put meat in fries they said were vegetarian but it wasn't a big deal. Antonio kissed her neck. She moaned. McDonalds. He kissed her nipples. Everyone should forget about the fries thing."
Utahraptor: Hey, what are you thinking about?
T-Rex: 〚daydreaming〛 Nothing!!
Utahraptor: Are you sure?
T-Rex: 〚daydreaming〛 ...Yep!
T-Rex: Good ol' T-Rex, always thinking 'bout nothing!
Utahraptor: ...Okay.
Off panel: It's just - you seem distracted!
T-Rex: 〚daydreaming〛 I'm not! I'm not!! I'm CERTAINLY not writing erotica in my head right now.
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Aw man! Why would I even say that??