T-Rex: God, you know those dreams where you're about to have an exam and you haven't studied at all?
God: YEPPERS
T-Rex: What's the DEAL?
T-Rex: And how come bad things happen to nice people?!
God: UH
T-Rex: And how come everything I do can have such a big effect on the future, but I have no idea of what effect I'm having, and whether or not I'm a positive influence? And how come not everyone gets to live to old age? And how come there's diseases like Alzheimer’s for when they do?
God: SEE THE THING THERE IS
T-Rex: Oh, hold on, I'm not done yet.
God: KAY
T-Rex: So! How come nobility is such a rare trait? How come -
Utahraptor: Who are you talking to, T-Rex?
T-Rex: God! I figured I'd ask him all the BIG IMPORTANT QUESTIONS that one would ask of God, if one had a chance. Stuff like, how come everybody dies? How come people judge me because I'd rather remember that my clock is 7 1/2 hours slow than set it to the correct time?
Utahraptor: Well, good luck!
God: T-REX I'M LATE FOR SOMETHING HERE SO I'M JUST GONNA ANSWER YOUR MOST RECENT QUESTION
God: THE ANSWER IS BECAUSE IT ONLY TAKES LIKE THIRTY SECONDS TO SET IT GOTTA GO
T-Rex: Aha!! So THAT'S why!