Narrator: T-REX'S EROTICA IS EXTREMELY POPULAR!
T-Rex: Sweet!
Narrator: BUT NOW, HE HAS A REPUTATION AS A PORN GUY.
T-Rex: Aw boo!
T-Rex: It sucks, Dromiceiomimus! People stop me in the street and say "I love your work", and what do you say to that? "I'm glad you found my stories arousing"? Because that's- that's what I say.
Dromiceiomimus: Well, you're making people happy, and that's something, right?
T-Rex: I say "I'm glad you found my stories arousing" and I shake their hand and I smile and stare at them for a long, unblinking moment.
Utahraptor: Wow, so people really liked it! You're a celebrity!
T-Rex: Yeah, but A SEX celebrity! It stinks!
Utahraptor: I mean, and don't take this the wrong way, but I thought your erotica was pretty terrible! But I'm realizing I was approaching it expecting, you know, naughty tales, but your audience must have found something else they liked there!
T-Rex: So maybe they DON'T like it for the sex!
God: UM I LIKE IT FOR THE SEX T-REX
T-Rex: LAH LAH LAH LAH LAH I can't hear you LAH LAH LAH what does God need with erotica anyway LAH LAH LAH LAH don't answer that LAH LAH LAH