Narrator: COMPRESSED SONG COMICS "HOLLABACK GIRL" BY GWEN STEFANI AND PHARRELL WILLIAMS

T-Rex: Gwen Stefani is not a holla back girl! This is her shit, and it is recognized as bananas.

T-Rex: Bananas is spelt, "b-a-n-a-n-a-s".
Narrator: THE END

Narrator: COMPRESSED SONG COMICS "I CAN'T HELP MYSELF" BY THE FOUR TOPS

T-Rex: The narrator can't help himself and wants you, and nobody else. You are aware of this. Despite (or because) of this, you, Sugarpie, Honeybunch, left a picture of yourself in his possession, and he kissed it one thousand times.
Utahraptor: The narrator denies any personal liability, saying love justifies these actions.

Narrator: COMPRESSED SONG COMICS "I WANNA BE LOVED BY YOU"
T-Rex: Marilyn Monroe wants to be loved and kissed by you. She has no greater aspirations and is filled with desire to make you her own.
T-Rex: Boop-boop a-doop.