T-Rex: Today is a good day I think to reminisce about the past!
T-Rex: Okay! Here I go!

Narrator: SEVERAL MINUTES LATER:
T-Rex: DANA was totally flirting with me!

T-Rex: Hah! I can't believe I didn't see it at the time. I can't believe I didn't see it until now!
Dromiceiomimus: Who's Dana? What'd she do?
T-Rex: I went to University with her. She said at the time that she found me handsome, and I said that it was "probably just her own ideas of attractiveness interacting with my own personality and unchangeable genetics."
T-Rex: What the heck, past me?

T-Rex: I guess I was young and believed no woman could ever find me attractive of her own volition!
Utahraptor: Still - pretty bad!

T-Rex: But what a nice realization to finally have though, right? Perhaps there were DOZENS of women flirting with me in the past, yet unnoticed!
Utahraptor: Instead of looking for dates, you could scour your memories for missed romantic opportunities!
T-Rex: What you suggest in jest, I will do with conviction!

T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Okay... Katherine - no. Muriel - nope. Ermeswindis - yes! Yes! Wait... no. No. Man, thanks for nothing, ERMESWINDIS.
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 I still think your name's rad though