T-Rex: I have a problem as a reader, as a Consumer of Fictional and Non-Fictional Worlds. My problem is this:

T-Rex: I really don't think dreams are important?

T-Rex: I didn't think that MOST people thought that dreams were all that important, but I must be in the minority, because I keep seeing fiction that uses dreams as Very Significant Symbolism. And the worst is when stories end on these Significant Dreams, because in my mind, I'm thinking "This is ridiculous; when will we get back to the real story? This is entirely irrelevant." and then it's over and I think "Oh. Huh."

Utahraptor: You really can't get past your opinion on dreams?
T-Rex: I can't. Nor do I want to!

T-Rex: They're random firings of sleepy brains. They're stupid stuff that my brain does to entertain itself when I'm not around to make it look at chicks or punches.
Utahraptor: I mean, I agree with you, but I can still accept dreams as a narrative device.
T-Rex: Never!!

Narrator: LATER:
Text: Hamlet II dreamed he was the lead singer of C+C Music Factory. He woke up. "C+C Music Factory?" he thought, shaking his head. "How irrelevant." He then focused himself on the seriously erotic business of being Hamlet II.
T-Rex: There! Sex AND politics!