Narrator: COMICS IN WHICH T-REX HAS DEVELOPED SUPER HEALING POWERS, WHICH ALLOW HIM TO RECOVER FROM ANY INJURY ALMOST INSTANTLY
T-Rex: I wonder if today is a lovely day to go on a walk!
T-Rex: Hey! It IS a lovely day to go on a walk!
Narrator: ANYWAY T-REX NEVER INJURED HIMSELF THAT DAY AND THE POWERS WORE OFF SOON AFTER
Narrator: THE END
Narrator: T-REX'S GREATEST FEAR COMICS
T-Rex: My greatest fear is having superpowers and not realizing it!
Utahraptor: Really?
T-Rex: Oh my God, I'm TERRIFIED of missing out. I might have elevated strength, but I never try to lift a skyscraper over my head, you know? How would I discover which muscles to flex to make lasers shoot out of my hands?
Utahraptor: Hah!
T-Rex: I'm serious! It is The Worst Life.
T-Rex: I don't know I have powers, and over and over again I stand by as everyone close to me gets injured OR WORSE in accidents I could have easily prevented, if only I knew!
T-Rex: Utahraptor! When I die I get an award for "Most Opportunities Missed" and nobody claps!!