T-Rex: Guess who had a bike accident yesterday morning! If you guessed "Shit! T-Rex?" you are correct!!
T-Rex: Also, you shouldn't swear!
T-Rex: But it was me. I was biking and a dog darted in front of me and I guess it turns out I'm not a guy who will run over a dog! I'll run over a squirrel no problem but I swerve and slam on my brakes and go over the handlebars of my bike to avoid hitting a dog.
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, I've always wondered: how do you ride a bike with your tiny ar-
T-Rex: I get them custom made, DROMICEIOMIMUS.
Utahraptor: So you swerved to avoid a dog and were thrown from your bike, going over the handlebars.
T-Rex: Yep!
Utahraptor: So where are the cuts? You should have at least a little road rash.
T-Rex: They're all, um, on my opposite side right now. The side you can't see.
Utahraptor: So turn around!
T-Rex: Hello! I am late for an appointment! Also, I don't have to listen to you!!
Narrator: SUDDEN DEPRESSING ENDING COMICS!
T-Rex: There are no scratches! Alright?
T-Rex: I - I just...
T-Rex: I wanted to be the guy that swerved
