Text: "Tina's Curse" by Utahraptor.
Text: Tina Rex was a woman with a curse. Tina Rex was a woman with a very peculiar curse.

Text: Ever since she was six, Tina Rex knew that she was one day to wake up as a man!

Text: She had been given this curse by her stepmother, who hated her, and presumably men as well. The curse didn't scare Tina. Failing to meet monthly progress reports scared her, missing a checkpoint on her Five-Year Plan scared her, but being a man was like being a woman, she figured, only with more prostate exams. She smiled at her joke. Tina Rex woke up as a man on her 31st birthday.

Utahraptor: So! Did you read my rewrite of your comic?
T-Rex: IT WAS SO TERRIBLE

T-Rex: Okay, listen, you're not allowed to rewrite my stories anymore. Prostate exam jokes? Seriously? I stopped reading it three panels in.
Utahraptor: What? It got better! It got great!
T-Rex: It sure did, once I rewrote it extensively!!

Text: TINA, THE DUDE WHO PUNCHED THE FUTURE
Text: Tina is a woman who can Punch The Future. This means that she'd punch somewhere, and then three weeks later you'd walk over there and go "Ow who punched me." One time she punched a monocle guy who said "Ow, my crotch!" and then he turned around and he said "Ow, my bum!!"
Text: 〚small〛 THE END?